You know you're family's big when...

I have about 30 cousins (yes, 30 first cousins). So my family is big enough to have "family gossip." It was a bit of a shock when my mother told me that my grandma had recently asked if I'm pregnant. Apparently one of my cousins whom I haven't seen in about a year or so told my grandma that I'm pregnant, which I'm not. My cousin had heard something from another cousin's wife who had talked to my mom. Somehow between the time that my mom said something and the time that it got back to her, something in the message got mixed up. It's like a game of telephone.